My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

my-my-here-come-the-fuzz:

speightdaysaweek:

mischievouslittlepixie:

speightdaysaweek:

Ah yes, Abnormal. The show about two brothers called Sean and Dave Williams who travel across the United Kingdom in a Honda Accord helping folk and killing stuff. I love that show.

Who would you like to cast in that?  

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A THOUSAND TIMES YES

Read the line ‘My God, it’s sunny outside!’ as yourself, then as a villain.

filed under: # bae

fuks:

SAIL

Super Sassy Married Heroes

letspreachonmanicstreet:

rabioheab:

the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation

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laziismorez:

Do you ever follow someone and they follow you and you really wanna be friends with them but you feel like you’re bothering them everytime you try to interact with them but they’re just so cool and you’re just like

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this didn’t happen in the books — ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

150dollars:

kissedbyatroll:

I love how he just catches her

i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

HW